Posted by Stud Gertz on November 22, 1999 at 13:03:12:
To all the Gertz family,
First I write proclaiming the joys of Chivas. I get no reply. Then I announce the adoration for my leather "Fonz" coat. Still no e-mail love. Now, I state that I, Stud Gertz, am like the Jewish Barry White. I'm like butter 'cause I'm on a roll. All I have to say is, "Uhh, double up. Uhh, Uhh."